who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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