Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
