Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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