Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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