is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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