I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Who put my cat in the fridge?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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