Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm bleeding and have questions
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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