worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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