Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
