Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
