the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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