Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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