Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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