it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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