Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
