Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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