I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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