whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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