wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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