May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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