Dual....:-)
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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