Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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