I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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