she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
this just has baby written all over it
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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