Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
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