going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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