Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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