I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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