I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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