i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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