I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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