How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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