we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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