come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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