I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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