You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
i think im in europe. pls send help
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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