the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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