Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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