This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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