Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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