Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
