in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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