woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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