HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
