I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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