D3 body, D1 cock
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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