There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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