So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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