is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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