ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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