Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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