I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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